gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via ooh-i-need-your-love-babe)



baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

Lol you’ll be back together by next week. Suck my fuck.


radke-fans:

ronnie radke *-*

radke-fans:

ronnie radke *-*


"Life’s greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost."

(via thealltimelows)


best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

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Blazed eyes, empty hearts,

Buying happy from shopping carts.

Nothing but time to kill,

Sipping life from bottles.

Tight skin, bodyguards,

Gucci down the boulevard.

Cocaine, dollar bills and,

My happy little pill.


My happy little pill,

Take me away, 

Dry my eyes,

Bring colour to my skies.

My sweet little pill,

Take my hunger,

But within, numb my skin.


I don’t know what to say in my letter to Ronnie.

I’m meeting him soon.

I don’t want to sound obsessed but I want to be out there. Original. Professional. 

I want him to actually read it.

I feel like fucking spongebob when he had to write that boating school essay about what he learned and all he could think of was THE in really fancy letters.

Someone who is good at this shit, will you help me? Please?



Photo by the great Adam Elmakias

Photo by the great Adam Elmakias

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